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Friendless Man in Trillium Announces Plans to Sit Right Next to You

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

KENNEDY HALL — After failing to find any of his friends in the Trillium food court, Junior Biology Major Anthony Demsas announced plans to sit directly next to you today during lunch, despite the numerous available seats located at any other table. “Do you mind if I sit here, right next to you?” asked Demsas,…

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