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September 18, 2015

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Cornell Presidential Inauguration Dwarfed by Newfangled Feminist Ideology

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

ARTS QUAD — Completely overshadowing the rhetoric and emotion of today’s ceremony, the feminist overtones of President Elizabeth Garrett’s administration stole the stage at the historic inauguration ceremony Friday morning. “I worked on my speech for days, but I think what people were most enamored by was that I’m the first Cornell President to wear…

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