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October 4, 2015

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Serpent Giving Out Free Apples During Ithaca Applefest

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

ITHACA COMMONS — During this year’s local celebration of the fall harvest, a talking snake was spotted distributing his own share of free apples, tail-picked straight from the Tree of Knowledge. “Here, try one of these. They’re locally grown, just from the Garden of Eden, up in Lansing” said the Prince of Darkness in his…

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