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Hungover Garrett Regrets 2 AM Impulse Purchase of New Academic Building

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL – After a night of intense partying, President Elizabeth Garrett woke up this morning with both a massive hangover and immense regret from drunkenly ordering a new academic building to be constructed on campus. “I don’t even remember buying a new building, but I got an email confirmation that I did at 2:30AM…

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