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Sorority Girls on Newman Ellipticals to Power Campus for Next Thirty Years

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

HELEN NEWMAN GYM — Intent on tapping into new energy resources, Cornell’s Department of Infrastructure and Planning will soon phase into using sorority girls on the elliptical machines in Helen Newman Hall to power the Ithaca campus for the next several decades. “We had experimented with wind and solar, but we are only now just…

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