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OP-ED: You Fuckers Want Us To Divest? Fine. We’ll Divest.

Nooz Staff10 years ago03 mins

From the desk of Elizabeth Garrett: When I woke up Saturday morning, the last thing I was expecting to see was our beautiful A.D. White statue vandalized with the word “divest”. Look, this is an issue that we’ve been working through for a long time, and stunts like this wouldn’t usually affect any relevant decisions….

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