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November 10, 2015

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Football Team Only Two Losses Away from Free Drink at Noyes

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

SCHOELLKOPF FIELD – With a humiliating final score against Dartmouth of 21-3 signifying their eighth loss of the season, the Cornell football team gleefully realized they were only two more losses away from filling out their Cornell Dining beverage punch card and receiving a free bubble tea from Jansens Market at the Noyes Community Center….

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