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November 13, 2015

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Engineer Happily One Standard Deviation Above Mean BRB Balance

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

DUFFIELD HALL – After swiping his ID card and anxiously staring the Mattin’s Café register, mechanical engineer Ben Hornstein ’19 was pleased to discover that he had scored slightly above a standard deviation of the mean BRB balance. “It’s such a relief to see all my work pay off,” commented Hornstein, excitedly clutching his Chipotle…

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