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OP-ED: Get the Fuck Back To Studying

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

Hey, I see you on our website right now. What are you doing? You’re supposed to be studying for finals. Get the fuck back to studying for finals. No! What are you doing? You’re still reading this. You think this is funny? The final counts for like 30% of your grade. Stop reading this and…

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