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January 7, 2016

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Ithaca Airport Ranked Best Place To Be Delayed for Nine Hours

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

TOMPKINS REGIONAL AIRPORT — All three people operating the Ithaca Tompkins Regional Airport (ITH) celebrated a milestone today, when USA Today named the airport the number one best place to be delayed for nine hours or more in the United States. “We are honored. Simply honored,” said an emotional Stan Altschul, the only TSA agent…

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