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January 23, 2016

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Hockey Fans Delighted As Opposing Player Impaled by Harpoon

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

LYNAH RINK – Joining together in laughter and enthused cheers, attendees at Cornell’s Saturday night hockey game expressed their delight when Harvard Defenseman Josh Hartley was impaled by a harpoon launched from the stands during the second period. Although Hartley returned to his feet and continued to play, the raucous Lynah Faithful sports fans would…

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