March 9, 2016

Freshman Elects to Stay Anonymous After Winning 5 PM Housing Lottery Slot

Nooz Staff10 years ago03 mins

DONLON HALL — The lucky winner of a coveted 5 PM time slot and a single in Bethe Hall during the housing lottery for the upcoming fall semester does not want to be the subject of mass media frenzy or be in the public eye whatsoever, and has elected to collect her winnings but remain anonymous….

Report: Bad Prelim Grade Going to Turn Out Okay

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

IVES HALL – Following a poor grade on his latest ILR prelim, Lenny Holt ’18 was reported as feeling surprisingly okay, under the realization that a bad grade wasn’t going to ruin his life and there were worse situations to be in. Given this new perspective, Holt allegedly went on to take a deep breath…

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