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Local Girl Scout Militia To Enforce Fascist Agenda On Ho Plaza

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

HO PLAZA, BASE OF OPERATIONS – The Ithaca sector of the Girl Scouts of America have entered the next phase of their campus infiltration, as dozens of six-year-olds and their parents enforce their confection-based fascist agenda outside of Willard Straight Hall. “These freethinkers will pay for not accepting our cookies as mandated by the constitution…

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