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Cornell Men’s Basketball Narrowly Avoids Upset by Missing NCAA Tournament Entirely

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

NEWMAN ARENA — The men’s basketball team was able to avoid embarrassment on a national stage in the NCAA tournament last night by not participating in said tournament. “It sure would have been tough to see our boys get clobbered by some power conference school like Duke or Kentucky,” expressed Dylan Harris ‘18, point guard…

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