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Mama’s Cleverest Boy Stumped by Strange Clothes-Washing Machine
Cornell Republican Sheds Red Nose and Polka Dot Romper, Slinks into Suit for Rare ClubFest Metamorphosis
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Level B ‘Underage Tuesdays’ Sees Commercial Success, Legal Ramifications
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OP-ED: I Had No High School Friends, So You Can’t See Yours Over Spring Break

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

From the desk of the Registrar It’s almost that time of year again, isn’t it? Time for students to go on Spring Break and see all their friends from high school. Well, you see, I didn’t have friends in high school. I had nobody back home, and you know what? If I couldn’t see my…

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