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OP-ED: I Had No High School Friends, So You Can’t See Yours Over Spring Break

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

From the desk of the Registrar It’s almost that time of year again, isn’t it? Time for students to go on Spring Break and see all their friends from high school. Well, you see, I didn’t have friends in high school. I had nobody back home, and you know what? If I couldn’t see my…

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