April 18, 2016 – CU Nooz

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Guy Looking to Blow $100,000 Can’t Decide Between H-1B Visa or One Year of Cornell Tuition
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Collegetown Boba Cafe Opens Next to Collegetown Boba Cafe, Under Collegetown Boba Cafe
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18-Year-Old’s Passion for Synergy Really Comes Through in Club Application
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Collegetown Housewarming Party Lukewarm at Best
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Student in Suit Evaluates, Judges Slightly Younger Student in Suit
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OP-ED: You’ve Changed. An Open Letter to the Seasons

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago03 mins

You’ve changed. You used to be cool, detached, stoic—cold, even—and that’s what I fell in love with when that first snowflake touched my tongue. But now you’re giving me a warmth that I’m not used to, and it’s like I don’t even know you anymore. So what I’m trying to say is, it’s not really…

Cornell Dairy Cows to Get Representative on Student Assembly

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT — In response to mounting calls for increased diversity on the Student Assembly, an open forum was hosted Wednesday to address the SA’s lack of bovine members from the Cornell Dairy. “I think it’s important that we have this discussion,” said At-Large Representative Jimmy Anderson ‘17, “The dairy cows are such an integral…