April 18, 2016 – CU Nooz

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Catch Me If You Can! CUPD Seen Sledding Down Slope in Pursuit of Evil Students Vandalizing Libe Slope with Evil Sleds
6 days ago6 days ago
Angsty Student Body Clearly Has Study Period
7 days ago7 days ago
Olin Elevator Dead at Level B
1 week ago1 week ago
Partisan Gerrymandering Threatens to Remove 15 Seats from Uris Library
1 week ago1 week ago
Fatass Inducted Into Dining Hall of Fame
2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
Willard Straight Hall Turns 100, Runs for Congress
2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

OP-ED: You’ve Changed. An Open Letter to the Seasons

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago03 mins

You’ve changed. You used to be cool, detached, stoic—cold, even—and that’s what I fell in love with when that first snowflake touched my tongue. But now you’re giving me a warmth that I’m not used to, and it’s like I don’t even know you anymore. So what I’m trying to say is, it’s not really…

Cornell Dairy Cows to Get Representative on Student Assembly

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT — In response to mounting calls for increased diversity on the Student Assembly, an open forum was hosted Wednesday to address the SA’s lack of bovine members from the Cornell Dairy. “I think it’s important that we have this discussion,” said At-Large Representative Jimmy Anderson ‘17, “The dairy cows are such an integral…