April 18, 2016

OP-ED: You’ve Changed. An Open Letter to the Seasons

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

You’ve changed. You used to be cool, detached, stoic—cold, even—and that’s what I fell in love with when that first snowflake touched my tongue. But now you’re giving me a warmth that I’m not used to, and it’s like I don’t even know you anymore. So what I’m trying to say is, it’s not really…

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Cornell Dairy Cows to Get Representative on Student Assembly

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT — In response to mounting calls for increased diversity on the Student Assembly, an open forum was hosted Wednesday to address the SA’s lack of bovine members from the Cornell Dairy. “I think it’s important that we have this discussion,” said At-Large Representative Jimmy Anderson ‘17, “The dairy cows are such an integral…

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OP-ED: You’ve Changed. An Open Letter to the Seasons

Cornell Dairy Cows to Get Representative on Student Assembly