April 18, 2016 – CU Nooz

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University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though
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E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even
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Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs
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Aww! Daily Sun Wants to Be Just Like Favorite Satire Publication When They Grow Up
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Ty Dolla $ign Still Waiting for OurBus Back From Syracuse Airport
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Kotlikoff Sowwy For Washing Away Political Chalk Messages, Just Wanted To Play Hopscotch
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OP-ED: You’ve Changed. An Open Letter to the Seasons

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago03 mins

You’ve changed. You used to be cool, detached, stoic—cold, even—and that’s what I fell in love with when that first snowflake touched my tongue. But now you’re giving me a warmth that I’m not used to, and it’s like I don’t even know you anymore. So what I’m trying to say is, it’s not really…

Cornell Dairy Cows to Get Representative on Student Assembly

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT — In response to mounting calls for increased diversity on the Student Assembly, an open forum was hosted Wednesday to address the SA’s lack of bovine members from the Cornell Dairy. “I think it’s important that we have this discussion,” said At-Large Representative Jimmy Anderson ‘17, “The dairy cows are such an integral…