April 21, 2016 – CU Nooz

Headlines

“What Are You Talking About? Slope Day Just Happened”: Administration Tries New Tactic After Failing to Source Replacement Artist
11 months ago
Two Birds, One Stone! Jerry from Craigslist Booked as Slope Day Headliner, Convocation Speaker
11 months ago11 months ago
Circle of Elders Regales Freshmen With Stories of the Before-Times When the Clocktower Was Free
11 months ago6 months ago
Girl Power! Group of Girlies Take Elevator Up to 7th Floor of Olin
11 months ago11 months ago
EDITORIAL | Nooz Will Endorse You For Student Assembly, Dependent On How Willing You Are To Push Our Interests
12 months ago12 months ago
“Hi, Mind If We Ask You a Quick Question?” Admitted Student’s Family Member Somehow Inside of Your Room
12 months ago12 months ago

Climate Change Denier Kind of Enjoying Springfest Anyways

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

This article was sponsored by SpringFest and the Cornell Environmental Collaborative. Springfest is being held on April 22nd from 11:00am to 3:00pm on Ho Plaza to celebrate Earth day and promote sustainability. HO PLAZA — Eating an organically grown meal from local farmers and listening to live music outside Willard Straight, climate change denier Darrel…

Ambitious Junior Limits Self to One Existential Crisis Per Day

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN COURT — Taking on a task that can only be described as sheer ambition, junior Psychology major Christine Kilbourne plans on limiting herself to no more than one existential crisis per day. “I spend a lot of time worrying about my future, and I realized that my panic attacks waste a good portion of…