April 25, 2016

Sack of Shit TA Cancels Office Hours for So-Called “Family Emergency”

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

BAKER HALL — Undergraduate Teaching Assistant for CHEM 2070 and local sack of shit Jenna Liu cancelled her regular office hours this week for a so-called “family emergency,” neglecting her duties to many passionate, hard-working chemistry students. “I don’t care what elderly relative is in the hospital, I need her to finish my problem set…

Health Officials to Administer Tetanus Shots To Those Entering Uris Hall

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

GANNETT — After a steady increase in student Tetanus cases over the past year, Cornell University announced their plans to have all students receive a Tetanus vaccination before entering the infamously rusty Uris Hall. “Cornell aims to protect its students from the deadly diseases inherent on our campus,” said Deidre Moritz, a Gannett Health Services…

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Sack of Shit TA Cancels Office Hours for So-Called “Family Emergency”

Health Officials to Administer Tetanus Shots To Those Entering Uris Hall