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May 2, 2016

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Senior Panicking to Find Friends Who Also Still Don’t Have Jobs

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN – Following the news that her best friend Margaret Floyd ’16 had just received a job offer from Goldman Sachs, fellow senior Ellen Barr ’16 was observed to be in a panicked state as she hurried to find more friends who were similarly still unemployed for the following year. “Well Margaret just got a…

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