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Experienced Senior Buries Bottle Of Sunscreen on Slope

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

LIBE SLOPE — Calling upon three years of hardened experience in the field, Senior Liam McKlevern spent the afternoon burying a bottle of sunscreen in the slope in preparation for Slope Day. “Most novices think they can just hit the slope with a single layer of SPF 35,” reported McKlevern, leaning up against his shovel….

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Denice Cassaro to Host Backgammon Tournament for Both Students Not Attending Slope Day

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL – In an effort to find activities for Cornellians that may not be partaking in the upcoming Slope Day celebration, Denice Cassaro recently sent out an email offering to host a Cornell backgammon tournament on May 12th, a proposal that is expected to catch the eye of both students not planning on…

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