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August 29, 2016

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Intern Misses Being Paid To Sit on Ass All Day

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN – After leaving his internship at Microsoft and starting his fall semester, rising senior Ross Silversmith reportedly misses being paid to sit on his ass all day at work now that he’s back at school sitting on his ass and earning no money. “I miss my time as an intern on a stipend, when…

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