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October 4, 2016

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University Moves Elderly Professors to Assisted Living Center

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

TOMPKINS SENIOR LIVING CENTER – Stating “it was a hard decision but the right thing to do,” Cornell University has relocated its oldest professors to a nursing home. The move wasn’t easy for Cornell; some of those professors were like grandparents to the university. However, there were numerous incidents in which the professors could have…

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