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October 7, 2016

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Finally, My Girlfriend and I Can Have The Uninterrupted Four-Day Fuck Session We’ve Been Waiting For

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

Thanks to Fall Break, my girlfriend and I are finally gonna have that bombin’ four-day non-stop bang session we’ve been waiting for. Everyone else is getting a bus ticket to New York. Me and Jennifer? Well we’ve got a bus ticket on a one way, ninety six hour ride to bangtown, nonstop. Campus is empty,…

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