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October 24, 2016

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Campus Squirrel Contemplates Digging 1,500 Small Holes

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

TOWER ROAD — Speedily rubbing its paws together and darting its tail this way and that, an indecisive campus squirrel reportedly contemplated whether or not to dig over one thousand small holes in the ground. “Those woodchips over there look pretty easy to move around. I could probably dig a few holes by that tree…

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Campus Breathes Sigh of Relief as Football Team Loses Third Straight Game

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

ARTS QUAD – Members of the Cornell community breathed a collective sigh of relief as the varsity football team lost its third straight game, to Brown, following a 3-0 start to the season. “It was tense there for a while, especially after that third win,” said Jake Gordon ’19, “but I knew the team would…

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