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October 27, 2016

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Rawlings Warns Grad Students That Union Might Give Them Brief Glimmer of Happiness

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL – In response to a major push at Cornell toward forming the first graduate student union in the school’s history, Interim President Hunter Rawlings III sent an email out earlier today warning the university that unionizing would offer Masters and PhD students a brief glimmer of hope and happiness unseen since beginning their…

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Lovelorn, Studious Freshman Returns to Same Mann Every Night

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

AG QUAD — Sneaking out of her room every night without waking up her roommate, Michaela Roth, ’20, has been traversing the path to return to the same Mann. “I’ve had so much work lately, and it’s just so comforting to be there with him. I mean in him. In Mann,” says Roth. The freshman…

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