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February 9, 2017

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Snow Vaginas Still Underrepresented in All Snowy Fields

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

ENGINEERING QUAD – Despite efforts to increase the presence of snow vaginas on college campuses, they continue to be vastly outnumbered by snow penises. The low numbers of female genitalia in snow sculptures has been a consistent national epidemic, especially in fields in front of STEM buildings, but some believe the gender gap should exist….

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