March 30, 2017

Class of 2021 Joins Terrace Salad Line

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

STATLER HALL—After receiving their acceptance letters to one of the most prestigious lunch venues on campus, the proud new members of the Cornell University Class of 2021 have officially committed to joining the salad line at the Terrace restaurant. “I was so nervous I wouldn’t get in, but it’s such a relief and a great…

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1st Annual Major Cornell Major Tournament Winners: CHEME

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

Out of the top 64 of the many majors at Cornell, the winner of the first annual Major Cornell Major Tournament is Chemical Engineering! Thank you to everyone who participated in this tournament, including the cheaters. We received over 11,000 votes total across all majors, not including the cheaters. The chemical engineers have won three…

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Class of 2021 Joins Terrace Salad Line

1st Annual Major Cornell Major Tournament Winners: CHEME