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Cornell Bike Share Offers Students New Opportunity To Screw Up Traffic

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

TOWER ROAD—Now available for sluggishly pedalling uphill with six cars following behind, Cornell Big Red Bikes offers students a new opportunity to screw up traffic. “Cornell is huge, so it’s a relief to finally be able to bike across campus with no regard for drivers or pedestrians,” said campus bicyclist Troy Laputa as he weaved…

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