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May 31, 2017

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Unpaid Intern Survives Three Days Without Food, Water, or Respect

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

LOWER MANHATTAN, NY— On Day 3 of living with no wage, unpaid intern Kyle Warner ’19 has somehow managed to sustain himself without food, water, or respect. Responding to gnawing hunger and dehydration, Warner has learned to adapt to his hostile environment in order to remain standing. “Yesterday I foraged for dinner in the employee…

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