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September 6, 2017

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Freshman Boasts Outstanding Expected GPA on Résumé

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

BARTON HALL—Setting himself apart from other candidates at Career Fair, David Lansing ‘21 decided to include an outstanding expected GPA in his résumé. “I got the idea from my high school guidance counselor,” said the excited freshman while waiting in line to speak with Google representatives. “She basically told me that anyone who’s serious about…

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