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Report: 2/3 of Philosophy Department Now Purely Theoretical

Nooz Staff8 years ago02 mins

A new report by Cornell’s Office of Institutional Planning and Research found that the University’s Sage School of Philosophy is currently 67% theoretical, a new record. “A recent decline in the number of physical students who decide to study philosophy has been a real boon for us,” Philosophy department chair Derk Pereboom explained. Pereboom went…

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