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Dining Hall Introduces Tasteless, Under-Spiced Version of Treasured Ethnic Cuisine

Nooz Staff8 years ago02 mins

WEST CAMPUS—Last Thursday, the cooks at Hans Bethe House tried their best and offered up a flavorless take on a dish with deep cultural roots. The dining hall staff was confident that, after about fifteen minutes of looking up empanada recipes, they could accurately deliver a cultural staple that has been perfected over generations all…

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