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CU Nooz’s Guide to Surviving Thanksgiving

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

Thanksgiving Break is often a stressful time full of personality clashes and ideological disagreements. Here are CU Nooz’s tips for surviving! Offer to breed, raise, slaughter, clean, and roast the turkey to avoid spending time with distant cousins. Communicate only through memes to show your great aunt that your thoughts and feelings are in fact…

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