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OP-ED: I Guess No One is Coming to My Actual Pig Roast Now

Nooz Staff8 years ago02 mins

The recent news exposing a grotesque “pig roast” run by the Zeta Beta Tau fraternity casts a solemn shadow over Cornell University, as well as the success of my annual Family Pig Roast. My event has been a staple in the Ithaca community for years now. We get loads of old fashioned home cooking, along…

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