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OP-ED: I Rushed a Sorority as an Undercover Russian Agent

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago04 mins

I am not a sorority girl. I enjoy neither the effeminate American beer nor singing the praises of true democracy with loud girls. However, after receiving orders from Putin himself, I found myself in the throngs of brainwashed, constitution-loving idiots, blending in well with my collection of Johnny Cash T-shirts. Why subject myself to this…

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