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OP-ED: Honestly, I Deserve Best Actor for Convincing My Parents I’m OK

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

LOW RISE 6—In the midst of a panic attack, my mother called me Friday night. I stifled ugly sobs in my pillow and responded, “Hey mom! What’s up?” with the vocal control of an opera singer. As she dished about the dog’s new medication and her petunias withering, I thought about what it would be…

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