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March 26, 2018

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Candidate Interrupts Couple’s Breakup to Ask for SA Election Vote

Nooz Staff8 years ago02 mins

LIBE CAFE— Desperate to reach more voters last-minute to clinch the SA Election this semester, Larold McLandham ’21 cheerfully approached a couple breaking up over coffee at Libe. “Hi, how are you folks doing today?” The oblivious candidate chirped, beaming his most charming smile on the future ex-couple’s distraught faces. “Would you two like to…

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