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April 30, 2018

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Hip 80-Year-Old Professor Totally Dug “Revengers: Infinite Kerfuffle”

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

MORRILL HALL—Earlier today, Professor A. Maximus Swaddlebottom sauntered into his 10:10am lecture this morning, claiming he was “totally stoked, fellas” about the previous weekend’s release of The Avengers: Infinity War. “Yeah, I went into it thinking that the Angry Raisinet Man was probably gonna try to eat the moon, but let me just say…he did…

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