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Slope Day Volunteer Wakes Up Early to Get Head Start on Drinking Free Coffee

Nooz Staff8 years ago01 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL—Bryn Russell ‘21 got out of bed early this morning so she could have time to drink the coffee provided for Slope Day volunteers before the festivities began. “I’ve been pounding back espresso shots since 6am,” said Russell. “I want to make sure I’m amped and ready to go by the time I…

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