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September 4, 2018

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Student Awakens Yet Again to Re-Adjust Oscillating Fan

Nooz Staff8 years ago01 mins

COLLEGETOWN—Drenched in sweat and in a state of utter defeat, Matthew Finley ‘20 awoke yet again last night to re-adjust his oscillating fan. “See, I want it close to me, but then it can’t pull in the cool air from the window! What do I do?” cried a desperate Finley, shifting the fan an inch…

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