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OP-ED: Lindsay and I Went to Wegmans Together, So We’re Definitely Getting Married

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

Yesterday, Lindsay and I went grocery shopping at Wegmans together, so clearly we are in an incredibly serious relationship. When I first met her, I had no idea we would end up being soulmates. We were doing childish things like kissing in private, talking about things that weren’t us, and living independent lives. But now,…

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