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October 30, 2018

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OP-ED: I Wish My Crush Didn’t Have a Prelim Every Day of the Week, and Weekends Too

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

For the past two months, I’ve been asking out my crush, only to be disappointed when she says that she has a prelim later that evening and every day for the rest of the week as well. I guess I can’t blame her for studying so diligently with her 240-credit schedule and all, but boy…

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