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November 19, 2018

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Generous Professor Lets Students Skip Final if They Have Sex With Him

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

STATLER HALL—In an attempt to alleviate the stress of finals and let students go home early, Hotel School Professor Mark Devlin has kind-heartedly decided to make the final optional for all students who venture to his house and have sex with him. “I know having back-to-back-to-back finals can be overwhelming for students, and I want…

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