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March 5, 2019

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EDM Fan Pissed She Can’t Complain About Slope Day Artist This Year

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN PLAZA—After weeks of anticipation for being able to complain to everyone she talks to about the upcoming Slope Day artist, EDM fan Tina Neves ‘20 was devastated to learn the concert will be headlined by Steve Aoki, an artist she is actually excited to see. “I can’t fucking believe the Slope Day Committee screwed…

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