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Martha Pollack Clarifies Fall Break Only Meant for Haircuts

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL—In a Friday morning press conference, University President Martha Pollack addressed the student body to reaffirm that the intended purpose of Fall Break is for students to go back home to get a haircut. “I’ve overheard students discussing plans to take trips to Montréal, visit friends at other colleges, or stay on campus to…

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