Skip to content
April 22, 2026
  • University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though
  • E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even
  • Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs
  • Aww! Daily Sun Wants to Be Just Like Favorite Satire Publication When They Grow Up
CU Nooz

CU Nooz

Random Nooz
  • About
  • Disclaimer
  • Write for Us
  • Advertising with CU Nooz
  • Podcasts
    • CU Interviooz
  • CU NoozMagazine | Spring 2025 Issue
Headlines
  • University Report Finds Students Need to Be Better Supported, but Ugh, It So Much Work Though

    4 hours ago4 hours ago
  • E&S Major Using ChatGPT Calls It Even

    7 hours ago7 hours ago
  • Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs

    1 day ago1 day ago
  • Aww! Daily Sun Wants to Be Just Like Favorite Satire Publication When They Grow Up

    1 day ago1 day ago
  • Ty Dolla $ign Still Waiting for OurBus Back From Syracuse Airport

    2 days ago2 days ago
  • Kotlikoff Sowwy For Washing Away Political Chalk Messages, Just Wanted To Play Hopscotch

    2 days ago2 days ago
  • Home
  • 2019
  • November
  • 1

November 1, 2019

  • Uncategorized

OP-ED: So We’re Just Not Going to Address the Naked Hercules Statue? That’s Normal for Us? Ok.

Nooz Staff6 years ago04 mins

When you stepped onto campus for the very first time, probably the summer before your senior year of high school, and were lead bright-eyed throughout Cornell’s bucolic paths and hallowed halls on a prospective student tour, what cute little trivialities did your tour guide tell you? Was it good old Happy Dave, cheerfully smiling and…

Read More
You're never going to believe this but "This organization is a registered student organization of Cornell University." Newsmatic - News WordPress Theme 2026. Powered By BlazeThemes.