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November 18, 2019

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Freshman Who Slept Through Prelim Hoping Curve Will Save Him

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago02 mins

BAKER LAB — In the lecture following their second prelim, pre-med student Aaron Hale ‘23 nervously reassured his CHEM 2070 classmates that, despite missing the prelim last Thursday, the curve should definitely bring him up to at least a C.  “I mean, basically the same thing happened last time,” muttered Hale to himself, whose grade…

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