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February 17, 2020

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Daily Sun Annual Love Survey Finds Kevin Having 100% of Sex on Campus

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago02 mins

DONLON HALL—With every Valentine’s day comes the Cornell Daily Sun’s Annual Love survey, profiling the love lives of thousands of students on campus. While this year’s survey showed a net uptick in sexual encounters on campus, it also revealed that all sex on campus is being had by one student: Kevin Jameson ’23. Whether it’s…

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