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Student Depressed That First Sunburn of the Year Came at Home and Not ‘Tossin’ Disk on the Quad’

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

MAMARONECK, NY—Thad McQuaid ‘20 recently expressed profound sadness that the first scorching of his oppressively pasty skin happened at home in Westchester, and not on the Arts Quad back in Ithaca. “It just sucks, bro,” McQuaid explained tearfully. “Every year my boys and I would wait for the first nice day of spring and spend…

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